lalalalalaa.. hahahahahaaa!!
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see BETTY," the man replied.
"Sir, BETTY is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see BETTY," was the man's reply.
Just then, BETTY appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see BETTY explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to BETTY and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid BETTY and they went upstairs. After their session, BETTY questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Dakota "
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Dakota "
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
"I want to see BETTY," the man replied.
"Sir, BETTY is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see BETTY," was the man's reply.
Just then, BETTY appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see BETTY explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to BETTY and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid BETTY and they went upstairs. After their session, BETTY questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Dakota "
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Dakota "
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
posted by keishaowen at 7:29 pm
6 Comments:
beg to differ...only 2 of those are certain...not everybody pays taxes...
hahaa.. Mr.Observant, notice I said taxes are certain, even if one doesn't pay..
yea...probably din get what i was trying to say...really lame when i have to explain my jokes...sigh...i meant that getting screwed by a lawyer is definite. ppl normally say that death an taxes are certain but i went the other way with this...sigh...get it? lol
I do get it, just underestimated you and figured you weren't capable of making a joke like that..
lol, my sense of humour is rubbing off on you.. u lucky bugger..
Lambie said there r only 2 things u cant escape from...
Death and Taxes...
Well dear, he hasn't read this joke then =D
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