Survey smurvey

Would you marry for money?
>> I Don't think so. But I really can't say. But I mean EVERYONE has a price.

2. Have you had retainers/braces?
>> Oh Shuddup

3. Could you live without a computer?
>> Obviously. Not like the computer is my heart or sth. I mean some people can even live without their brains! Wait, that's only Vik..

4. If you could live in any past time period, where would it be?
>> In some legendary Greek myth. next to all those GREEK GODS. HAWT.

5. Do you drink enough water?
>> Nope

6. Do you wear shoes in the house or take 'em off?
>> Barefeet

7. What are your favorite fruits?
>> Mangoes. Strawberries. The forbidden fruit.

8. What is your favorite place to visit?
>> Vegas, baby!

9. Are you photogenic?
>> NO.

10. Do you dream in color or black and white?
>> Colour. Full sized plasma screen too. Feels like you're there.

11. Why do you take surveys?
>> They let me learn about myself. RIGHT. More like cos I'm bored.

12. Do you drink alcoholic beverages?
>> Don't remember. ;D

13. What is the most beautiful language?
>> Music. =D and Spanish. But only cos i speak it and YOU DON'T.

14. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
>> If my parents or ppl I love do it, sure. If anyone else attempts to do it, I'll break their necks. Done it before. True story.

15. WHICH do you like MORE: Sunrise or sunset?
>> Sunset.. Cos I love nights and sleeping and dreams.

16. Do you want to live until you're 100 yrs old?
>> If I'm not alone, yeah.

17. Is a flat stomach important to you?
>> Nope. Although it apparently is to everyone else who pokes at it. Literally.

19. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights switched on or off?
>> Horror movies are the usual, and I need the lights off for those.

20. Do you believe in magic?
>> Yeah,they are after all merely illusions

22. Do you like to watch cartoons?
>> Does The Simpsons count? =D

23. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?
>> Always knew. Haha I'm thinking I was probably the kid who told the other kids their parents were lying to them ;D

24. Do you write poems?
>> yeah (secretly glad the q didn't ask if I wrote GOOD poems)

25. Do you snore?
>> Noone's ever told me I did.

26. You sleep more on your back, front,
or sides?
>> Side. With a bolster on one side and a pillow on the other so the ghost who lives in my room can't touch me. Anymore.

27. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
>> Um, Could I have the one which self-cleans and is cute and quiet? (which is the same answer to 'do u want kids?')

28. Are you basically a happy person?
>> If I have a reason to be. Which basically means occasionally.

29. Are you tired?
>> No, but I still wana sleep. Cos sleeping with Michael Owen is awesome.

30. Did you drink anything with caffeine?
>> Nope, not really into coffee.

32. How many landline/cellphones do you
have in your house?
>> 4

33. Do you get along with your parents?
>> Yeah, when they get along with me. FIRST.

34. Do you smoke?
>> Nope.

35. Do you have a kitty?
>> Nope, thank god, hate those perpetually lazy felines.

36.Have you ever had a turtle/ tortoise?
>> Yeah, back in Kuching, use to pick those buggers out of the drain. Don't laugh. those were the only things we picked out from there.. bsds tiny crabs. Oh shuddup. So my childhood was more colourful than urs. Go cry to ur mom.

37. What do you do when you're sad?
>> Honestly? Nothing. Perhaps tell a friend and whine about it. Or go shopping. And treat myself to vanilla ice-cream with choco chips. Wait, I do that everyday.

38. What do you need most now?
>> To fast forward to June.

39. What song are you listening to now?
>> Placebo- Every me and every you.

40. What are you craving for right now?
>> Damn you Uma, now I'm craving for satay too lol..

UK , here we come

~gisela~ says:
78280 + (173+10)*11*4*4+(300+250+85+24)*4
~gisela~ says:
78280+32208+2636
~gisela~ says:
113124 pounds
~gisela~ says:
total
karthini~~ but u don't understand. It's more than just a packet of juice says:
wait wats the surcharge for
~gisela~ says:
S$339372
~gisela~ says:
food
~gisela~ says:
books
~gisela~ says:
visa
~gisela~ says:
transportation
~gisela~ says:
stationery
~gisela~ says:
bills
gisela~ says:
personal expenditure
karthini~~ but u don't understand. It's more than just a packet of juice says:
aiyoooooo
karthini~~ but u don't understand. It's more than just a packet of juice says:
damn painful;
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How to survive with a less than sustainable budget

1. bathe in the pool
2. eat the paper I write on
3. driNk from your neighbour's tap
4. go to classroom to do homework
5. use school computer
6. sleep on the sofa and rent out bed
7. charge laptop in common area
8. steal (preferably call it borrow) people's laundry
9. wash clothes in school toilet
10. use candles
11. and reuse the candles over and over
12. then brush teeth in school
13. strip instead on switching the air con on
14. cover with a lot of blankets instead of turning on the heater
15. borrow books from library or just study there
16. food, eat maggi mee la or go on extreme diet
17. eat from friend's food tray when they're not looking (try the pointing at nothing and exclaiming method)
18. Fill bag with stationery from home country (kilometrico pens recommended)
19. Instead of having to purchase a photostat card, scan and print
20. or when u print print an extra 50 pages empty paper and reuse
21. tell your professor paper is bad- save the earth =>promote earth club strongly => go against the idea of printing on paper =>say it kills the squirrels
22. for entertainment, can karoake along with the songs outside a pub / club
23. or for entertainment you can disturb your neighbour, whatever they might be doing
24. for extra cash, casually take ur neighbour stuff and auction them online esp. if ur neighbour's a sucker and has ipods and the latest phone etc
25. or there;s the ultimate solution
    get a rich guy and move in with him
    You’re happy And make sure he is too
    

Sign Language

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw.
He sees one of the labourers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear.
So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye,meaning, "I" then at his knee, meaning "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Are you stupid orsomething? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The labourer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

What happens when Fung/ Matthias find out your password

my lil secret

Hi my name is bharat, you can also call me curry boy but only if i have too much curry in my b***. I'm proud to be a earth club member, because that will justify my little habit of cleaning my ass with my homework. My secret dream is it to become a indian porno star...like mama.... or to work in china town ( grant cough). I also like to play tennis in my free time, which i realized that it's a retarded sport, kinda like my own face. That's why i'll play basketball next season, or even do swimming because grandma says that i'll be a strong indian boy. However my mommy thinks i'm a naughty boy because of of my birthday sniff sniff. i should ask my mom to look under my bed for my porn stash which i hide tons and tons of bollywood gay pron, i found one with my mom in it.. im very scared now.. mama.... i should start drinking and shishaing... as i wanna be cool like the cool people... LIKE MATTHIAS... i think he is soo cool OKAY!!!... thats y im joining the basketball team... me is bored... I"m also falling asleep, i hope i won't crash my car because of that.... Oh, the pimp is coming i need to stop... OH my god, what is shaz doing with my little indian girl from 11th grade... SHE IS MINE!!!!
P.s. kinna told me she just saw her in the bathroom right now...got some wet dreams from it ( hope that benji knows what it is) HAPPY ???

You want curry
bharat

Stolen from Kins, who stole from gis who stole from sumone else

1) Single/taken/crushing?
Single and not available

2) Are you happy with your life now?
Sure, would like more sex with Owen and less homework though

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall in love fast?
I'l tell you when I meet him again

4) You had your heart broken?
Doubt it

5) Do you believe there are circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
Never

6) Would you take someone back when he/she cheats on you?
Never

7) Have you talked about marriage with another person before?
Sure

8) Do you want children?
yea, I'd like sons so I can whack them and daughters so I can love them

9) How many?
4

10) Would you consider adoption?
Sure, I don't think I'd be able to pop out 4

11) If someone likes you right now, what would be the best way for he/she to let you know?
Telling me.. with a note and a box of chocolates, a big one

12) Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
Doubt it

13) Be honest, wht is the furthest you and your ex did?
lalalaaa

14) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure, howdya think I got with Owen. He fell for me at first sight.

15) Are you romantic?
Doubt it

16) Do you believe you can change someone?
Yea

17) If you could be married of somewhere, where would it be?
i duno.. an elope sounds pretty good

18) Do you give in easily when you're fighting?
No when with ppl I'm close to (never to kins cos she's never right =)
Yes with acquaintances and
No again when with random ppl (like on the road when I'm drivin)

19) Do you have feelings for someone now?
Doubt it

20) Have you ever wished you could have had someone but you messed it up?
No

21) Have you ever broken a heart?
Sure

22) If one day your best friend and you fall deeply in love with the same person, what would you do?
laugh and bitch about how stupid he is. And then decide if he's worth it. Then act accordingly. But if the girl is Kins, ignore her, (it's so not fair when u crush on like the whole male student population)

23) Are you missing someone now?
doubt it