Tuesday, September 26, 2006

What happens when Fung/ Matthias find out your password

my lil secret

Hi my name is bharat, you can also call me curry boy but only if i have too much curry in my b***. I'm proud to be a earth club member, because that will justify my little habit of cleaning my ass with my homework. My secret dream is it to become a indian porno star...like mama.... or to work in china town ( grant cough). I also like to play tennis in my free time, which i realized that it's a retarded sport, kinda like my own face. That's why i'll play basketball next season, or even do swimming because grandma says that i'll be a strong indian boy. However my mommy thinks i'm a naughty boy because of of my birthday sniff sniff. i should ask my mom to look under my bed for my porn stash which i hide tons and tons of bollywood gay pron, i found one with my mom in it.. im very scared now.. mama.... i should start drinking and shishaing... as i wanna be cool like the cool people... LIKE MATTHIAS... i think he is soo cool OKAY!!!... thats y im joining the basketball team... me is bored... I"m also falling asleep, i hope i won't crash my car because of that.... Oh, the pimp is coming i need to stop... OH my god, what is shaz doing with my little indian girl from 11th grade... SHE IS MINE!!!!
P.s. kinna told me she just saw her in the bathroom right now...got some wet dreams from it ( hope that benji knows what it is) HAPPY ???

You want curry
bharat

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous did a lil jig and sang...

HAHAHAHA.....! This is damn hilarious. Thank God they didnt post it on the senior folder. Ey..u put this on ur blog..buat kecoh aar. I was thinking abt doing the same thing, but then tarik balik..cuz someone might stop by are read it and he/she might know this curry boy. Kesian weii..
(but its still YOUR BEST post! cuz it has my name in it...)

6:08 am  
Blogger keishaowen did a lil jig and sang...

You see.. i DIDNT KNOW anyone from iskl (other from u kell and gis) knew my blog..
haha but I posted it simply cos I still crack up everytime i read it.. haha

P.s. I have other posts with ur name in it -_-'

10:05 am  
Blogger Vikneshan did a lil jig and sang...

omg kart is right
she has a lot of posts with u in it..

which brings me to the question, wheres my name?

10:23 am  
Blogger keishaowen did a lil jig and sang...

HAHAHAA Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there.

11:24 pm  

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