At Mc. Donalds on a fine bright deceptively sunny day...

Karthini: I'd like a chicken burger, a large fries and a Mc Flurry please. Oh yea, and a coke. You know what, make it a large Mcvalue meal, this one right here. *pointing at the set meal I wanted* and the Oreo McFlurry. *smiles sweetly, hoping for extra bits of Oreo's in McFlurry*

Mc Donalds employee: UUURRRRRRRRRRR.. APA?!?! BLAARRGGHHH.

This is why I hate going out of the house. They're everywhere, and there's no avoiding them. I just want to go to school /out with my friends, come home, and stay inside. Some might say that's not a healthy attitude, but there are just too many idiots outside. If I stay away from them, I can just point and laugh from a distance. It's a hell of a lot safer that way too.

Speaking of idiots, I'm not sure when, but I remember this story about these retards who gang-raped a girl and then kept her in a shack to come back for future 'use'. She managed to escape through a window or something and the police were waiting for the guys when they came back. This type of thing makes me wish that castration was a form of capital punishment.

"Place ur **** in the slot please." *chop* NEXT!