One GREAT way to freak karthini out..
To: Karthini
From: Jack
Date: [12-7-2005 3:02 PM]
Subject: Hello
Message:I read your profile and felt that I had to respond. I hope that we can build something very special. I truly believe we would be a good match.
I have very serious intentions!
I am 5'-6" tall and work as an engineer for a company that makes wastewater treatment equipment. I feel that in older men there comes confidence, maturity and knowing ones future.
I am intelligent, tender, Loving, romantic, passionate, caring, calm, responsible, kind, sincere, honest about all else, loyal, devoted, faithful and understanding to mention a few. I like camping, fishing, cooking outdoors, traveling, music, movies, golf, riding bikes, parks, dinning out, the beach, the snow, sporting events, theater, swimming, walks in the country. But most of all I have found that it is not as important what I am doing as who I am doing it with. That someone very special is who I am looking for. Do you think you are or could be that person?? I have very serious intentions and hope to find someone to spend the rest of my life with.? I want to find someone that I will Love and spend the rest of my life with and she will Love me and only me. At least in the way a wife and a husband Love each other. Most of all we will always be happy together even if there are hard times.
To me if you Love someone it is a feeling that stays with you 24 hours a day. You wake up in the morning with that feeling; it fills your entire soul. You think about that person every minute of every day.? That person becomes a part of you.? They become more important to you than anything else in life.
Music, I like all kinds of music, rock and roll, blues, some opera (I don?t know any name just what I hear I know I like) jazz, classical and some country. I presently live in a small town in a house that has four-bed room.? It seems very lonely by yourself. I am remodeling it so I can sell it. I also have an apartment close to work so that I don't have to drive so far every day to work.
I have also purchased land in Alaska with my brother and hope to retire there some day. Alaska is very beautiful with lots of rivers, lakes, mountains, trees and wildlife. We do not have a house on the property yet but we will some day. I try to go there every year for at least one weeks vacation. Well as I had said I am very honest and will answer any questions that you might have. Don?t be afraid to ask anything.
So now it is your turn to tell me more about yourself if you are interested and feel that we might be right for each other too.
Love, Jack
What I wanted to reply
I didn’t read the whole thing… just skimmed through.. but it was MORE than enough to freak me out (an accomplishment only few can claim to..). So, let me think, just what is wrong with you?
1. You want to live in Alaska.
2. You're 5'6 tall.
3. You talk too much.
4. You overuse the word love so much it's lying half dead somewhere on the mountains of Alaska.
This list of your shortcomings extends to Russia (Not bad huh, my geography..).
This is a perfect example of when being liked is FRIGHTENING and INSULTING. Frightening because you seem to think we're a good match and insulting because you seem to think we're a good match.
What I ended up replying.
You seem like a nice guy. I'm sorry but I'm 18 years old.. long way more to go in life!
Anyway, i wish u all the best in finding someone.
Take care. Bye.
Case proven.
Karthini is found NOT GUILTY of being malevolent and maliciously mean to everyone.
So to all of you who think I have to lash out at all within reach, think again.
Or try to think anyway.. ;D
From: Jack
Date: [12-7-2005 3:02 PM]
Subject: Hello
Message:I read your profile and felt that I had to respond. I hope that we can build something very special. I truly believe we would be a good match.
I have very serious intentions!
I am 5'-6" tall and work as an engineer for a company that makes wastewater treatment equipment. I feel that in older men there comes confidence, maturity and knowing ones future.
I am intelligent, tender, Loving, romantic, passionate, caring, calm, responsible, kind, sincere, honest about all else, loyal, devoted, faithful and understanding to mention a few. I like camping, fishing, cooking outdoors, traveling, music, movies, golf, riding bikes, parks, dinning out, the beach, the snow, sporting events, theater, swimming, walks in the country. But most of all I have found that it is not as important what I am doing as who I am doing it with. That someone very special is who I am looking for. Do you think you are or could be that person?? I have very serious intentions and hope to find someone to spend the rest of my life with.? I want to find someone that I will Love and spend the rest of my life with and she will Love me and only me. At least in the way a wife and a husband Love each other. Most of all we will always be happy together even if there are hard times.
To me if you Love someone it is a feeling that stays with you 24 hours a day. You wake up in the morning with that feeling; it fills your entire soul. You think about that person every minute of every day.? That person becomes a part of you.? They become more important to you than anything else in life.
Music, I like all kinds of music, rock and roll, blues, some opera (I don?t know any name just what I hear I know I like) jazz, classical and some country. I presently live in a small town in a house that has four-bed room.? It seems very lonely by yourself. I am remodeling it so I can sell it. I also have an apartment close to work so that I don't have to drive so far every day to work.
I have also purchased land in Alaska with my brother and hope to retire there some day. Alaska is very beautiful with lots of rivers, lakes, mountains, trees and wildlife. We do not have a house on the property yet but we will some day. I try to go there every year for at least one weeks vacation. Well as I had said I am very honest and will answer any questions that you might have. Don?t be afraid to ask anything.
So now it is your turn to tell me more about yourself if you are interested and feel that we might be right for each other too.
Love, Jack
What I wanted to reply
I didn’t read the whole thing… just skimmed through.. but it was MORE than enough to freak me out (an accomplishment only few can claim to..). So, let me think, just what is wrong with you?
1. You want to live in Alaska.
2. You're 5'6 tall.
3. You talk too much.
4. You overuse the word love so much it's lying half dead somewhere on the mountains of Alaska.
This list of your shortcomings extends to Russia (Not bad huh, my geography..).
This is a perfect example of when being liked is FRIGHTENING and INSULTING. Frightening because you seem to think we're a good match and insulting because you seem to think we're a good match.
What I ended up replying.
You seem like a nice guy. I'm sorry but I'm 18 years old.. long way more to go in life!
Anyway, i wish u all the best in finding someone.
Take care. Bye.
Case proven.
Karthini is found NOT GUILTY of being malevolent and maliciously mean to everyone.
So to all of you who think I have to lash out at all within reach, think again.
Or try to think anyway.. ;D
posted by keishaowen at 6:27 pm
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