What happens when Fung/ Matthias find out your password

my lil secret

Hi my name is bharat, you can also call me curry boy but only if i have too much curry in my b***. I'm proud to be a earth club member, because that will justify my little habit of cleaning my ass with my homework. My secret dream is it to become a indian porno star...like mama.... or to work in china town ( grant cough). I also like to play tennis in my free time, which i realized that it's a retarded sport, kinda like my own face. That's why i'll play basketball next season, or even do swimming because grandma says that i'll be a strong indian boy. However my mommy thinks i'm a naughty boy because of of my birthday sniff sniff. i should ask my mom to look under my bed for my porn stash which i hide tons and tons of bollywood gay pron, i found one with my mom in it.. im very scared now.. mama.... i should start drinking and shishaing... as i wanna be cool like the cool people... LIKE MATTHIAS... i think he is soo cool OKAY!!!... thats y im joining the basketball team... me is bored... I"m also falling asleep, i hope i won't crash my car because of that.... Oh, the pimp is coming i need to stop... OH my god, what is shaz doing with my little indian girl from 11th grade... SHE IS MINE!!!!
P.s. kinna told me she just saw her in the bathroom right now...got some wet dreams from it ( hope that benji knows what it is) HAPPY ???

You want curry
bharat

Stolen from Kins, who stole from gis who stole from sumone else

1) Single/taken/crushing?
Single and not available

2) Are you happy with your life now?
Sure, would like more sex with Owen and less homework though

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall in love fast?
I'l tell you when I meet him again

4) You had your heart broken?
Doubt it

5) Do you believe there are circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
Never

6) Would you take someone back when he/she cheats on you?
Never

7) Have you talked about marriage with another person before?
Sure

8) Do you want children?
yea, I'd like sons so I can whack them and daughters so I can love them

9) How many?
4

10) Would you consider adoption?
Sure, I don't think I'd be able to pop out 4

11) If someone likes you right now, what would be the best way for he/she to let you know?
Telling me.. with a note and a box of chocolates, a big one

12) Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
Doubt it

13) Be honest, wht is the furthest you and your ex did?
lalalaaa

14) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure, howdya think I got with Owen. He fell for me at first sight.

15) Are you romantic?
Doubt it

16) Do you believe you can change someone?
Yea

17) If you could be married of somewhere, where would it be?
i duno.. an elope sounds pretty good

18) Do you give in easily when you're fighting?
No when with ppl I'm close to (never to kins cos she's never right =)
Yes with acquaintances and
No again when with random ppl (like on the road when I'm drivin)

19) Do you have feelings for someone now?
Doubt it

20) Have you ever wished you could have had someone but you messed it up?
No

21) Have you ever broken a heart?
Sure

22) If one day your best friend and you fall deeply in love with the same person, what would you do?
laugh and bitch about how stupid he is. And then decide if he's worth it. Then act accordingly. But if the girl is Kins, ignore her, (it's so not fair when u crush on like the whole male student population)

23) Are you missing someone now?
doubt it

Eh, I not that malaysian ar? How come?!

Congratulations , you are 49% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Michelle Yeoh!

How Un-Malaysian Are You?

Eh, I'm wayyy more Malaysian than that! But we do have a lot of similarities.. me and Michelle. Tall, lanky, blessed with good looks and have famous other halfs, she with her Ferrari guy and me with my Michael Owen...

P.s. Gis, u singaporean, do the quiz.. just to check if it's working la..